Nonsense Archive

passionpeachy:

This might be harsh but I think those who equate “good character design” to “character I would fuck” and express outright disgust at designs who dared to fall outside their conventional beauty norms should be trapped in the amulet for a thousand years. minimum

(via sudden-memory-loss)

fittingxivsongs:

Keep reading

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zzdigital:

people who haven’t seen the show, which of these things did not happen in Red Dwarf?

Winnie the Pooh is executed by firing squad

The cat unshits himself

Lister’s uneaten sausage grows for 3 million years to cover most of earth

A drunk Lister outdoes a computer with 12,000 IQ in a game of pool with planets

They go back in time and have JFK shoot himself

Rimmer models two worlds after himself

The robot cooks and serves a dead man in solidarity with chickens

Lister has sex with himself and has twins this is unrelated to being his own dad

They are terrorized by a living vindaloo

Rimmer is confirmed to be the worst version of himself in the entire multiverse

(via 20thcenturyvole)

Anonymous asked:

AITA for basically stealing 300$ or so worth in blank paperwork from my job?

I'm a minimum wage worker for a large car dealership and repair.

In recent years, our dealership is switching from a paper-based system to a completely online one. Originally, customers coming in to buy, sell, or repair their own cars would fill out empty insurance paper work forms for our service and sales people to sort out.

One day, they asked me (because I have to do everything around here) to throw out every blank registry form, every insurance form, every car information form- every blank form a customer would use?

"We don't need it anymore. We're going fully digital. Throw it all out. It's a lot of paper, and it's a slow day. You can take breaks if you need to." This is the basic gist of what they told me. No, I wasn't getting paid extra to do all of this; it's a car dealership.

And there were about 12 shelves, two times as tall as I am, filled to the brim with all these old fill-in-the-blank car information forms. They were right, it would take a few hours to constantly put stacks of them into the trash, roll them out to the dumpster, and repeat.

So, a few rounds in- I look at all this paper, and I'm like... Well. This is just a massive waste of paper. And I really like origami.

I love to make rabbits, fish, claws, dragons, all kinds of stuff. It makes me happy. Sometimes I do it on lunch with the napkins I get from restaurants nearby. And I'm a minimum wage worker. And I don't like paying for origami paper.

Nobody really goes back into storage unless they need keys, and it was a slow day, so I figured no one would catch me doing my big scheme. I put the paperwork in the trash as usual, but instead of dumping it into the dumpster, I put it in my car out back in the employee parking. I did this until my backseat and trunk was basically filled with blank paperwork.

It took about an hour an a half, because I'm kinda fast with this garbage collecting and rolling stuff. I am also the guy who is basically taking out all of service's trash each morning. The place would fall apart into a dirty mess without me.

It's probably a break of confidentiality and also stealing to take all that paperwork, but 1. It was empty. No customer information was on any of this crap and, 2. They were gonna have it thrown out anyway.

My paper now. I still have crap-tons of it, and I'm making so many cool origami animals.

am-i-the-asshole-official:

AITA?

YTA

NTA

JAH

NAH

ESH

INFO

What are these acronyms?

creepymutelilbugger:

you just got press crow’d. reblog to instantly press crow your friends

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tchaikovskaya:

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zachsanomaiy:

caucasianscriptures:

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

(via coffee-in-the-nebula)

laqueus:

oh hp deskjet 2710e we’re really in it now

(via wanderingchronicle)

biceratops7:

littlemsterious:

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

You are so brave and correct for this

(via bee-dazzle)

langernameohnebedeutung:

bonyassfish:

asparklethatisblue:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don’t do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don’t really know why, though)

other/press button!/don’t like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Before I… crack them open?

….before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

WHAT IS THAT

It’s an egg cooker!

It’s like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and …the baby boils eggs.

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there’s none left? why does this need extra tools

…at this point i’m sorry to introduce…the egg spoon.

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

(via bee-dazzle)

ella390-the-potato:

Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi

Announcement of Season 7 to celebrate the anime’s 15th Anniversary

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stormofneurosis:

h0:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

all of these ALSO coexist, specially in a p!nk concert

important-animal-images:

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kn1ght-l1ght:

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

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frenchfrysword:

Art is a circle

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